Yeah, going with no, it is not real. It is quite an entertaining, well-written, and creative fake article though. I think it is miles above any BabylonBee 'story' I've read in a long time. ___ >- *The prosecution resisted the motion, with lead prosecutor Jerry W. Blackwell asking: “how are you going to talk all that shit you be talking when your boy ain’t got no shoes on his feet, looking like a motherf–king bum in this bitch? Your bitch ass best sit your white ass down before your boy loses his socks too.”* >- “**Shieeeeet**,” *Blackwell added.* ... >- *"My client should not be associated with Satan,” continued the protests.* >- *“Well, he* **did** *kill that black guy,” the judge replied smugly.* >- *“Damn straight he did,” the prosecution chimed in agreement.* >- *“He’s certainly no Jesus,” the judge chuckled.* >- *“Well, neither was George Floyd,” the lawyer hit back.* >- *The court went silent until someone in the audience yelled: “Oh no he didn’t!”* ... >- *The judge finally said: “Well, I hope the jury agrees with you, because that’s not what I saw on TV. What I saw on TV was that George Floyd was very much like Jesus, and that your client murdered him, just like the-,” the judge stopped mid-sentence.* >- *His sentence was finished by the prosecution: “The Jews! The Jews killed Jesus!”* >- *Blackwell paused, and then apologized, “I should not have said that.”*

... really?