Does the cost of cremation go up when a fatass doesn't fit into the oven? Just melt them down now. Lower the cost of energy.
That doesn't sound very body positive. But it does sound green. We will have to consult the #metoo council for a tiebreaker.
Melt the whole council down if they're fatasses. The cost of health care will drop, along with energy prices with the added fuel.
How dare you persecute me for my genetically determined body weight.
Turning lard into soap wouldn't be the best thing for the climate though?
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