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Sally didn't want to go to the dance because she had a hairlip which made her very self-conscious and shy. Dick didn't want to go because he lost an eye and couldn't afford a glass one, so his father carved one out of wood and painted it to match the other. Both were convinced to go to the dance by their friends and both sat alone while everyone was having fun. They noticed each other across the dance floor with nods and smiles and finally Dick worked up the courage to approach her. When he asked her if she wanted to dance, Sally said, "Oh would I, would I!" Dick took a step back in anger, pointed at her and said, "Hairlip, hairlip".

Sally didn't want to go to the dance because she had a hairlip which made her very self-conscious and shy. Dick didn't want to go because he lost an eye and couldn't afford a glass one, so his father carved one out of wood and painted it to match the other. Both were convinced to go to the dance by their friends and both sat alone while everyone was having fun. They noticed each other across the dance floor with nods and smiles and finally Dick worked up the courage to approach her. When he asked her if she wanted to dance, Sally said, "Oh would I, would I!" Dick took a step back in anger, pointed at her and said, "Hairlip, hairlip".

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Damn, I told that joke in the 70's 😄