My uncle used to carry around three pictures in his retirement motorhome. A mosquito, a snow shovel and a nigger. He said he'd move to the first place where the local people asked what all three were.

It never occured to either to type "mosquito" into any search engine, and hit the images tab?

Edit: I clicked the link and saw his picture. OF COURSE it didn't occur to him.

I bet alcohol was involved.

Were either of the men an entomologist?

Well fighting over this by hitting each other in the head repeatedly makes me realize. They are likely no stupider after the brain impacts since fighting over this is beyond retarded and they are already at the bottom of the thinking criteria for implementation of foolish actions.