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True story. Last year there was a nigger who walked into Lowes, went to the lock section and got a pair of bolt cutters, walked to the locked case with all the power tools in it, snap off the lock and walked out with his power tool of choice. The first couple of times he did it he ran but by the 5th time he was just casual about it, like it was his job. No one ever stopped him.

True story. Last year there was a nigger who walked into Lowes, went to the lock section and got a pair of bolt cutters, walked to the locked case with all the power tools in it, snap off the lock and walked out with his power tool of choice. The first couple of times he did it he ran but by the 5th time he was just casual about it, like it was his job. No one ever stopped him.

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[–] 4 pts

First the bike lock, then the security camera, and now this?

What else will niggers indirectly invent?

[–] [deleted] 7 pts

They may claim this is anti-theft tech, but that isn't the driving motive. This is to enable the manufacturer or government to disable your device at will.

[–] 6 pts

Ohh you need to update your miter saw if you want to be able to turn it on, we added a great new feature where it randomly yells advertisements at top volume if you dont instert the attached buttplug in time.

It may not be as high tech as they are saying it is. It may just be a sensor to check the security strip. If it's gaussed, don't work. If it's degaussed work.

I know that my newer tools have the security strip INSIDE the tool itself, so all you really need to do is put a sensor there and BOOM! you can stop the tool from working.

The downside is, a smart criminal can just buy a degausser. But, niggers aren't going to be that smart, so it may be effective.

[–] 1 pt

I was thinking that as a possibility, too

[–] 1 pt

I was immediately wondering how this could be used in a nefarious way as another tool of control.

Not saying Home Depot is a part of that, but once the tech is out there, no doubt this is the direction it will flow.

[–] 2 pts

Oh wow. Looks like shoplifting is a thing of the past. 😂🤣

How much could a guy sell a Home Depot bluetooth bypass for you think?

Asking for a friend.

In my Homeless Despot, there are basically no security measures.

I live in a town with 1 nigger kid... He's retarded and wears a Spider Man costume.

[–] 0 pt

So regular nigger, but in a costume

Nah, he's normal-retarded IN ADDITION to being nigger-retarded.

Which, in a way, is better than being just nigger-retarded, because the two things kinda cancel each other out. He's too dumb to do the things his dumb nigger brain would normally compel him to do.

So, he puts on a Spider-Man costume and walks around town. He's the friendly Niggerhood-Spider-Monkey.

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They will just figure out how to hack the tools.

[–] 1 pt

Niggers are smart enough to make technology work. Just not invent it.