“Yo honah, we dun plead dat dat bitch ass nigga dun be a stupid hoe and shudda let go befoe I dun slammed his AYrab ass on dat der concrete, shieeeet. Y’all muffuggas gon owe me sum fry cheek’n fo dis racisss ass court proceed’ns n shieeeet.” “Your honor, what my client means to say is that this was obviously a case of suicide by the Arab gentleman.” “Sounds reasonable to me. Case dismissed”