Michigan hunters die of heart attacks while hauling away heavy deer ~ “I’ve never seen three people die in 48 hours from heart attacks while deer hunting before,” said Dr. William Morrone, the medical examiner for Bay, Midland, Tuscola, Arenac and Iosco counties.

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Climate change is increasing deer mass and sliding coefficient of friction to dangerous levels.

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Plus one for:

...and sliding coefficient of friction...

Embrace your inner nerd!

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I have to force normal.

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Baffling.

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Maybe it was a curse. Who knows what really goes on in da Northwoods.

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Racism. And toxic masculinity. The silent killers.