I wish, I just got a flyer from a real estate agent for a house about a mile away, a decent part of the burbs. They were trying to sell “single floor living” lol.
New furnace, roof and fake hardwood put in.
It was 478,000 for a 1,004sqft house on a small lot lmao.
Seems prices are sticking high just like the last bubble. I’m getting notices of zero down and some form of arm loans again. It won’t be long until there’s an actual surplus by defaults.
Sounds nice. Take note of the location, wait till they die and just move in. Done deal.
Say you bought it outright, but the seller died suddenly and the paperwork must be lost.
They’ll give it to one of the million illegals that are occupying our sanctuary state.
Then make sure that it's been thoroughly "cleaned out" for them first. It not like they're going to know how to use major appliances, much less indoor plumbing or electricity anyway. They'll never miss it.
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