Your grandma died there too?? Mine died three times. They kept bringing her back to life so they could kill her again. Then they stole her baby, my mom, and made her watch while they turned her into a soccer ball and a smoking pipe. I saw the whole thing.
A soccer ball? C'mon. That's crazy. Everyone knows the Nazis invented Pickleball for this very reason.
I have to fucking get back to work good gravy fuck you guys
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