I'm telling you, the best way to shut up maskers is to pull the skimpiest, laciest g-string you could find and use that as a mask. Works every time, they either get super pissed or laugh hard enough they don't give a shit.

I saw a mask kit from a touring concert workbox. Some dumb adhesive pads, and N95 masks, to be used together. Asked the guy, “but what if you have a beard?” “No touring roadies have beards anymore.” That’s fucked up.