I want that subsidized job working the carnival vax van. "Ah, shit, nobody wanted the shot today. Darn it. Guess I'd better take yet another break and go ride the Gravitron and get a corndog. Man, so disappointing.." Every now and then just squirt a syringe into the dirt and say someone got it. Of course that fatass Karen bitch would rat you out, so you'd have to buy her some funnel cakes to shut her up.