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Admiral Brett P. Giroir appeared on Faux news minutes ago to tell us that there is absolutely no question, you will get the delta variant unless you take the jab. It's only a matter of time. You need to get vaccinated now, to keep yourself out of the hospital. And, although the jury is still out, there is strong evidence that a third injection may increase the effectiveness of the vaccine by hundreds of times. You must not try to rely on natural immunity, it is woefully inadequate, only the vaccine can provide protection. Fox news talking heads follow up by thanking Adm Giroir for his important PSA, stating that this a a "real eye-opener" and the best reason yet to go out there and get the shot. Remember, just like the flu, viruses mutate over time and always change, so you will need to keep getting shot after shot to keep up with the mutations.

Admiral Brett P. Giroir appeared on Faux news minutes ago to tell us that there is absolutely no question, you *will* get the delta variant unless you take the jab. It's only a matter of time. You need to get vaccinated now, to keep yourself out of the hospital. And, although the jury is still out, there is strong evidence that a **third** injection may increase the effectiveness of the vaccine by hundreds of times. You must not try to rely on natural immunity, it is woefully inadequate, only the vaccine can provide protection. Fox news talking heads follow up by thanking Adm Giroir for his important PSA, stating that this a a "real eye-opener" and the best reason yet to go out there and get the shot. Remember, just like the flu, viruses mutate over time and always change, so you will need to keep getting shot after shot to keep up with the mutations.

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Good news. All with natural immunity are completely immune.

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Oh heavens no! Your immune system is completely worthless against the all-powerful and all-pervasive Delta Variant!

Yes - the massive destructive power of the "Hay Fever and Common Cold" Variant! You get it and feel a little down for a few days, OR you can choose a lifetime of expensive jabs (but, don't worry, as you probably won't live that long).

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a lifetime of expensive jabs

Ah but the jabs are free (at least for now), and there are attractive rewards and perks available for getting poked.