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I heard it was also something about the ozone layer and cows farting.

The person banned and expelled from 109 restaurants was probably a flatulent sea cow who was ruining the ambiance in the restaurants.

Legends say it then joined its whale brethren in the ocean and began living off of small fish and plankton as well as various crustaceans.