Faggots fucking dogs did this.
We called that strep.
This is The Winter of Death V: Barack America
I've been unable to count properly since that nasty mowing machine accident removed a few digits and left my feet webbed.
Yah I hate when I only go part bird.

"Razor Throat" !!!11
Finally a catchy name. Death or even severe death may follow. Even worse, watch out for the dreaded NBS (No Bueno Syndrome).