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You can ask @Morbo, I am only capable of processing one idea at a time.

Your task has been queued.

The bird who is stupid is correct. He is incapable of parallel multiprocessing and will halt and catch fire if too many requests get queued up. It's happened before. We're on our 28th replacement bird this year alone.

[–] 3 pts

Oops.

29.

[–] 3 pts

Oops.

29.

It's a good thing replacements are so cheap on Temu. Shipping takes way too long though. We should keep more on hand for occasions such as this.

[–] 2 pts

If you're willing to fill out form RRM-42495244/1 in triplicate, you can get them shipped to you overnight, for free.

Protip: No one at the depot is checking the form, so just put whatever you want on there, as long as the delivery address is correct.