News headline incoming in 2023.
24 year old man who was a professional and healthy athlete who just had his 100th booster dies of Covid19 after being involved in a traffic accident and having a heart attack when he realized his son was dead from blunt force trauma and he was paralyzed in the crash.
That darn car! If only he had owned a self automated, AI driven electric vehicle with no emissions and they would still be alive if that drunk driver hadn't hit them and ready for their 101st boosters next week.
Manual transmissions cause heart failure?
Yes.
Also, please stay inside your house, don't use any electrical or gas energy and avoid the sun. Vitamin D, water, oxygen and CO2 emissions have been proven to cause Covid19. Also avoid smiling since it also is suspected to cause this horrifying virus.
Wearing a slave mask, avoiding all human contact and eating insects are proven to protect against covid19 with an extra 0.02% survival rate bringing your chance of dying from this terrifying 0.00009% death rate terror.
Imma gon go fill up my manual transmission car with dead dinosaurs, roll down the windows, and drive real fast around the loop while drinking a big bottle of water.
Also plants crave electrolytes!!
Only in generation gay
Thank god. I'm going to miss my two manuals when they die, I doubt any more will be made.
If only his social credit score was above 5!
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