Fuck that. I am not a primate and I am not a Homo Sapien. I refuse to be related to Homos at any point in history. I mean there was that one time when me and Greg were smoking weed and drinking beers watching the fireworks while laying on the bonnet of my car. When I passed the joint our fingers touched ever so gently and I got this weird feeling like we were connecting on a physical level. You know.. more than a friend. No Homo.
You broke the first rule...what happens at the show stays at the show. Now you're just full on gay and there's nothing you can do about it.
Fuck, I think your right. I am now gay. Well i'll be a monkeys gay uncle.
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