Awol for less then 28 days unless you’re about to deploy to a war zone. You come back, get an article 15, do a few weeks of extra duty and then sent to a correctional camp for 30 days while you process out usually with an honorable since it was under 30 days.
Fail a PT test then do remedial PT every evening for a month, take it again and pretend to try your hardest but fail and you get discharged with an honorable.
There’s a few more ways but those are the easiest and quickest. No reason to kill yourself.
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