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You have permission to be afraid in advance.

You have permission to be afraid in advance.

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[–] 3 pts

Right before elections, of course.

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Every time I start to forget my burning desire to beat him to death with the flat side of a long-handled shovel, stuff his dismembered corpse into a drum of acid and drop it into the gulf, he finds someone with a camera to stick his face in front of, and unsnaps the flap on his fucking cock-holster again. And it all comes back.

"THE SKY IS FALLING!"

"AGAIN!"

"C'MON GUYS! I REALLY MEAN IT THIS TIME! PINKY SWEARSIES!"

"Walk away, and do not speak of this again. When I am finished speaking, you will turn and run. That way. Do not stop until you are out of my sight and do not delay, or I will kill you. I am finished speaking." - Lucius Vorenus