STUDY: Chemical That Causes Penises To Shrink Found In Face Masks

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STUDY: Chemical That Causes Penises To Shrink Found In Face Masks (nationalfile.com)

If you have been following all the rules & now find that your dick has shriveled, now you know why-

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This sounds like another mix up of causation and correlation.

Men with small dicks wore masks all the time so now they find a chemical in masks and notice all the people wearing masks have small dicks. Oh the chemical must make your dick small.

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a very astute observation...

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Went to the veterinarian’s office yesterday. Bunch of people waiting in their car with their animals, and “MASKS REQUIRED” all over the entrances. Walked in with my 2 dogs, unmasked. Only one in there (and it’s a large practice) sans mask. Not a single customer or employee said shit to me about it. It’s like people want this crap to go away, and are grateful for those of us who do not comply. Tiresome.

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"penises from shrink"

What are you a dirty foreigner?

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Are you taking issue with 'penises'? Or should that be 'penii'? You know, like 'octopussy' & 'octopii'-

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You fucking changed it. Your title said "...chemical that causes penis from shrink..."

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