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Funeral Home Stocks Surge, Death and Disability Payouts Soar (noqreport.com)

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I was just kind of being an ass, the only oil stock I have right now is FENY. It's done decent over the past year.

I'm sure there are some oil stocks in the ETFs I own.

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Oil? What about funeral homes?

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Funeral homes are mostly private entities, I don't know of any that sell shares right off the top of my head. Funerary tat makers may be worth checking out, if any exist on the public exchanges.

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Smart, I was thinking about coffin makers personally.

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