I like to let them offer me a drink a few times and decline before I finally hit them with, "I've been sober for 5 years now." The more persistent you let them get, the harder they have to try to apologize. Not that I care, it's just funny.
I like to let them offer me a drink a few times and decline before I finally hit them with, "I've been sober for 5 years now." The more persistent you let them get, the harder they have to try to apologize. Not that I care, it's just funny.
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