His father is Fidel Castro.
Absolutely, without a shadow of a doubt, he is Fidel's son.
If it were just a physical resemblance, you could chalk it up as coincidence. People do have sort of "dopplegangers" running around out there.
But Justin's mom spent a ton of time with Fidel, and she was a notorious whore. I recall someone doing the calculations, and they discovered that Justin was likely conceived while his mother was "visiting" Castro. I think her other son, Michael, may also be Fidel's disgusting communist spawn.
All of these misbegotten communists need to fucking swing.
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