You would think that after crying wolf so many times, people would begin to wise up. So far, that has not been the case...
Much of it is just willful ignorance by the covidians. There are so damn many of them, it's almost impossible to not get caught up in the consequences of their constant covid circlejerking. We're fighting against many different sects of the religion, all probably require different tactics to defeat (peacefully).
The True Covidians The real devout sons-of-bitches. The true "hearts and minds" that must be won over.
Hypochondriac Branch Covidians These people are genuinely terrified of the coronavirus known as SARS-COV-2 or whatever the fuck it's called.
The Sheep Branch Covidians Genuinely take the word of the man on the TV as the gospel, and follow the herd wherever it goes. They're not neccessarily scared of a virus, they're terrified of dissent from the official narrative.
Introverted Branch Covidians Subconsciencely can't help but perpetuate the hoax, because all scamdemic roads lead to that sweet, sweet, isolation from other humans.
The Pharisaic Covidians These groups are only into the religion because it benefits them in some way. Remove the benefits, suddenly covid is "meh."
Profiteer Branch Covidians The snake oil salesmen. Pfizer, J&J, Moderna, et al. Federal money for positive COVID tests, or for deaths completely unrelated to COVID where the patient just so happened to come up postive for COVID when tested.
Political Branch Covidians Emergency powers. Enough said.
Lazy/Freeloading Branch Covidians Checks from the government. The compulsory COVID testing that frequently leads to false postives; thus 2-weeks off, baby. And boomers who now refuse to come into the office and work, then tell everyone to mask up with that stupid shitty grin on their faces.
Spiteful Branch Covidians These people are my absolute favorite. They "believe the science" just because YOU don't buy it and you're a racist-white-sexist-homophobic-etc. They're the ones who were 100% anti-vax before the current U.S. president was installed.
Feel free to add to this list.
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