A while back a young couple bought a house across the street and were going to spend a year or two fixing it up to flip. Nice safe, quiet suburban neighborhood. They has a set of 12 flags, one for each month, representing the holiday or season. Jack-O-Lanterns for October, Cornucopia of squash for November, Snowman for December, etc. It was now August, a month with no real holidays, so they had a flag with watermelon slices on it for Summer. I was out on my porch having a smoke, sometime after midnight when I heard a ruckus. Very unusual. The newlyweds had another couple over for dinner and drinks and they were in high spirits. This dude falls out of the front door and starts rolling on the lawn. Drunk as hell. I have no idea what was going on but soon both couples were out in the front yard trying to wrangle the drunk dude when he sees it. The watermelon flag. "You support niggers! I knew it! You got a nigger flag! Aaaaahhh!! John supports niggers! Mary supports niggers! We got nigger lovers over here! Ahahaha!!" Just screaming and laughing. Hilarious and unexpected. Thanks for reminding me!