Printers are the spawn of Satan. They are evil. If you let one into your home, it will steal your soul. Do not touch the printer. It's working as not-expected.
It is a drama around here any time someone needs to print. The family has learned helplessness.
"GAHH! Dad! Will you help me print!?"
Sure, let's just hit Ctrl-P and see what happens... printing noises ... It says it is jammed but you only have to lift the lid and close it. printing noises ... It says it is jammed, but maybe the feed paper is not properly positioned printing noises ... just open and close the lid if the light turns orange until you get your page printed.
I won't even let one into my house.
All the evil spirits in the old electronics and furniture I have? Yah, no problem. Printer? Hell no.
School today for kids... - You are expected to be able to print in color at home. - We don't have textbooks and you just read your screen. - Even college freshman does not have textbooks. "If you're not doing as well as you want in class can you be reading the book more?"
"We don't have a book."
The department of education cannot be closed too soon.