So, you know the Vamputer, Or maybe you never met a Vamputer before, The Vamputer is a diabolical being, It exists to take life from you. Slowly, It Speaks to you with an Eastern European Accent, Because Stereotypes must be Confirmed, Otherwise, writing would be bad. Vamputer looks at you. And you look at Vamputer. Vamputer is Glowing Rectangle, Vamputer has power of Hypnosis, You stare at glowing rectangle many hours of the day. You find glowing rectangle interesting. Glowing rectangle provide knowledge, from far away places. RectANGLE GLOW MORE, RECTangle asks you for more time, YOU HAVE FRIENDS, in the glowing rectangle, PEOPLE YOU KNOW, wE tALK tO eACH oTHER, aND We oNLY kNOW aNOTHEr, tHROUgH A sCREEN.