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Speaking of vampires, I watched Dracula untold yesterday, it was pretty entertaining, no niggers at all
I love me a good vampire movie. I esp love me a good no nigger movie. Just had a quick look at the trailer , seems like it might be something i couple spare a lazy hour and a half for . Cheers ....
There's also a 3 episode Dracula show. The first episode is completely badass. DO NOT WATCH EPISODE 2 OR 3 UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. Episode 1 is a masterpiece, just pretend it is its own movie and turn it off after.
IMDb: : Dracula https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9139220/
Yeah tanxs, i'll check it out too - i really do hate when a first episode or two are great but then the story quickly diverts/ devolves to some completely unnecessary woke bs that absolutely ruins the show.
EDIT. 90% of netflix/ amazon prime/ etc is ruined this way. a somewhat good premise utterly destroyed into unwatchable garnage (lol i made a new word - garnage : Collective noun - the name given to something rendered into such irrecoverable nonsense garbage that evokes strong emotions of rage or the wishing of violence against those involved in the making of such)
I prefer Blacula (en.wikipedia.org) 100% Niggers all the time.
So I guess we have to agree on what a Vampire actually is.
It is an otherworldly human that sucks the life outta you?
Or is it something else?
niggers are just apes that can somewhat speak and understand human languages and are allowed to walk freely in society. Even a dog running around would get put into a cell, but these fucking animals get to run around doing whatever they want.
You are not allowed to comment anymore until you produce a poem about Vlad the Impaler. It can even follow this formula:
"Here's to Mag, that dirty old hag That filthy, slimy slut. Green fungus grows between her toes And maggots crawl her butt."
or go with the old classical formula:
"May the bleeding pyles torment you. May corns grow upon your feet. May crabs the size of lobsters Crawl o'er your balls and eat. And when you're old and grey And a syphilitic wreck May you fall through your own asshole And break your fucking neck"
Either way, you owe us a vampire poem.
So, you know the Vamputer, Or maybe you never met a Vamputer before, The Vamputer is a diabolical being,
It exists to take life from you. Slowly, It Speaks to you with an Eastern European Accent, Because Stereotypes must be Confirmed, Otherwise, writing would be bad.
Vamputer looks at you. And you look at Vamputer. Vamputer is Glowing Rectangle, Vamputer has power of Hypnosis,
You stare at glowing rectangle many hours of the day. You find glowing rectangle interesting. Glowing rectangle provide knowledge, from far away places. RectANGLE GLOW MORE,
RECTangle asks you for more time, YOU HAVE FRIENDS, in the glowing rectangle, PEOPLE YOU KNOW,
wE tALK tO eACH oTHER,
aND We oNLY kNOW aNOTHEr, tHROUgH A sCREEN.
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