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If it’s not supposed to move, use duct tape.

If it’s supposed to move, use WD-40.

Is this loss? (hg1.funnyjunk.com)

If it’s not supposed to move, use duct tape. If it’s supposed to move, use WD-40. [Is this loss?](https://hg1.funnyjunk.com/comments/+_db880fc9d64bdf72672f8694c23bfd9d.jpg)

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[–] • 3 pts
[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Protip, if your alone and have a full pack of them, bandaids can be used to hold the pillow against your face to kill yourself.

A fool would not realize once you pass out then your hand pressure would be zero and you might live.

So use bandaids if you really want to die. Hey that motto is catchy. Wonder if the company would pay me to use it?

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

THis comic shows how positive thinking is the first step in saying I'm wasting time thinking positive about everything. That mistake in logic was so bad I need to kill myself so no one finds out. Yeah he was a positive thinker then positive rope would be an easy way to save his pride. :D

Yes it tells me the arch motto Keep it simple stupid works great especially if you can tie a noose properly. Always have an escape plan is my positive view of this comic since the negative asshole would say "I suck at knots and would just fuck up suicide". Those words are so sad when the positive side would say "Fuck yeah I can murder myself like the best of them since I fully lack that defeatist attitude. ;)

This comment is so full of shit even my hip waders are wet and sticky.