This reads like an idiodyssey of grunge-era comic stupidity. A. Hapless characters? >Noe and Fallon Right off the commune - check. B. Tragic tale of woe? >...fallen on hard times and just needed help getting home to her mother... Quite tragic - check. C. And yet even more peril? >...learned it had been reported stolen out of Oregon "under allegedly violent circumstances,"... Checkarooni. D. And the pièce de résistance? >The search of the car also located a diary in which Frederick had documented the couple's travels through multiple states in the stolen car. In it, she described how the pair took advantage of people along the way by begging for money. Checkmate. What a pair of maroons!