Pro tip: Don't document your crimes...
Pro tip: Don't document your crimes...
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From the post:
>A man and a woman allegedly begging for money to fund their cross-country travels in a stolen car were arrested this week in Colorado. Their journey came to an end Tuesday in Craig. There, employees of a grocery store called 9-1-1 to complain about a young woman who was repeatedly asking people for money. Staff believed she was disturbing the store's customers. A lieutenant with the Moffat County Sheriff's Office responded to the call. He drove to the store and spoke with the woman. The 21-year-old woman claimed she had "fallen on hard times and just needed help getting home to her mother," according to a Moffat County Sheriff's Office press release.
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From the post:
>>A man and a woman allegedly begging for money to fund their cross-country travels in a stolen car were arrested this week in Colorado.
Their journey came to an end Tuesday in Craig. There, employees of a grocery store called 9-1-1 to complain about a young woman who was repeatedly asking people for money. Staff believed she was disturbing the store's customers.
A lieutenant with the Moffat County Sheriff's Office responded to the call. He drove to the store and spoke with the woman. The 21-year-old woman claimed she had "fallen on hard times and just needed help getting home to her mother," according to a Moffat County Sheriff's Office press release.
This reads like an idiodyssey of grunge-era comic stupidity.
A. Hapless characters?
Noe and Fallon
Right off the commune - check.
B. Tragic tale of woe?
...fallen on hard times and just needed help getting home to her mother...
Quite tragic - check.
C. And yet even more peril?
...learned it had been reported stolen out of Oregon "under allegedly violent circumstances,"...
Checkarooni.
D. And the pièce de résistance?
The search of the car also located a diary in which Frederick had documented the couple's travels through multiple states in the stolen car. In it, she described how the pair took advantage of people along the way by begging for money.
Checkmate. What a pair of maroons!
This reads like an idiodyssey of grunge-era comic stupidity.
A. Hapless characters?
>Noe and Fallon
Right off the commune - check.
B. Tragic tale of woe?
>...fallen on hard times and just needed help getting home to her mother...
Quite tragic - check.
C. And yet even more peril?
>...learned it had been reported stolen out of Oregon "under allegedly violent circumstances,"...
Checkarooni.
D. And the pièce de résistance?
>The search of the car also located a diary in which Frederick had documented the couple's travels through multiple states in the stolen car. In it, she described how the pair took advantage of people along the way by begging for money.
Checkmate. What a pair of maroons!