Jesus fuck.
“When the river ran red in Glenwood Canyon It was only a matter of time”
So I did a little rewrite for those of you that CW: When rivers ran blue up on the mountain And rivers ran green out on the plain When the river ran red in Glenwood Canyon They said “relax now, this is fine”
Then Teslas climbed up on the mountain Cold brew lines stretched out on the plain And a grey wolf eating someone Found a coffee soy eater Who said rewilding wouldn’t maim
And the libtards came with reusable cups And the people staked a vibe And the hashtags came with a protest sign And the comments caught on fire And the canyon watched it all go down Through Glenwood Canyon
Now rivers run gray up on the mountain And rivers run brown out on the plain And the river still cuts through Glenwood Canyon Yeah, it was only a matter of time