Who wants to bet this is a /s/guesstherace ?? Archive: https://archive.today/iehrf From the post: >>An 18-year-old was arrested and is facing charges related to a possible sexual assault of a child at Pirates Cove Water Park. The Englewood Police Department said in a press release that officers were dispatched to the waterpark at about 5 p.m. for a sexual assault in progress. Officers identified and detained a suspect who was still inside the park.