Who would have ever guessed that some guy that just randomly rode up on a bike and stabbed someone would be involved in drugs in some way. Boulder is so "save and diverse".
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>Police in Boulder took a man into custody in connection with a stabbing on a bike path earlier this week and seized nearly 300 fentanyl pills during the arrest. Demetrius Alford, 33, whom police are calling a person of interest in the Monday morning stabbing, was charged with possession with intent to distribute as a special offender and possession of a deadly weapon.
Kids these days can get all kinds of things in their halloween candy. We had to settle for Bradley Fighting Vehicles and UH-60s in our apples.
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