Damn, and we just got ICBMs and Razor Wire in out halloween candy.
Damn, and we just got ICBMs and Razor Wire in out halloween candy.
Lucky you. My neighborhood only gave out off-brand napalm and surplus Dragontooth cluster munitions. Vietnam was hell on us kids too.
Dude I would have killed for some napalm in my chocolate covered cherries.
Dude I would have killed for some napalm in my chocolate covered cherries.
Yeah that would have been sweet, but it was napalm-peanut butter Mary Janes in those black and orange wax paper wrappers. They were still better than the mustard gas circus peanuts though. The neighbor kid next door really liked the Agent Orange Sixlets and DDT coated candy corn, but he died in the lawn dart offensive on Christmas Day back in '71. RIP Mikey, you glorious bastard.
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