Lmao, I'd tell her it's her diet that isn't making her urine ideal for treatment. Luckily for her I've been eating that special diet and taking the proper supplements. For 200 dollars a month I'll piss on her face up to three times a week.

i cant think of anything.

Natural selection in full display...

I knew I had heard an Irish curse that went, "Piss on me eyes." It was said by Mick Zaford in the video game, Borderlands 2.

I guess the next step will be rubbing feces into their eyes for a thorough cleansing.

One time I met this guy who believed that drinking urine is healthy. I think he was from Latvia. I looked up the book he mentioned, and then I tried to figure out if the author was a Jew. All I found was something saying that sometimes the surname is Jewish. I couldn't find a picture of the author either, so I couldn't have the, "Every single time!" reaction.

I reckon that if your body is getting rid of it, you shouldn't be putting it back in your body. If you're lost at sea or in a desert, you can drink your pee to reclaim the water. That's the only time you should drink piss.

Feces helps clear acne away if rubbed all over your face

I did hear that urine was the key to the philosophers stone. Something about distilling it. Burning the distilled it in crucible then growing it slowly over years keeping it moist with the excess distilled. Then when color changes crucible it again with gold or silver flakes. Then continue growing it.