So I'm running around the track because the trails are all filled with water due to a huge storm last night. The girls are doing windsprints on the lacrosse field. Of course everyone's out of shape but that's typical of high school sports around here. Anyway, so there's the fat lesbian goalie who obviously can't do anything other than just roll herself down the field. And then you have a dune coon in full allahu akbar regalia trying not to pass out from the ungodly humidity and heat. I'm talking full headdress covered in black and wearing gloves, with the sun fucking out. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Do they want their daughters to die of heat stroke because they think allah is going to be pissed off that she's exposing 1 mm of skin? It's fucking mind blowing.