I hate that you're right b/c it's true. Still gross either way.
I hate that you're right b/c it's true. Still gross either way.
That line's a good defense whenever someone brings up I got a blowjob for $5 from a 65 year old I didn't know was a prostitute. She put a sandwich bag on me and set an egg timer
Nsfw comments? Buddy, we're not snowflakes here, no need to hide a comment
Nsfw comments? Buddy, we're not snowflakes here, no need to hide a comment
I didn't do that?
I didn't do that?
What, not interested in a spirited gummer while she mumbles through a mouthful..."it's a good thing"?
What, not interested in a spirited gummer while she mumbles through a mouthful..."it's a good thing"?
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