I can only imagine how could and uncaring I'd have to be to tell my "theoretical" wife, "goodbye, honey. I'm going out to bang some other chick I don't care about. Be back late tonight sometime." I guess she gets to do the same and have the same kind of cold disregard for me as well. What a wonderful relationship. Of course if my chasing tail is more successful than hers or vice versa, that might be a source of conflict. We better make sure we're having about equal amounts of success at it.