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Fuck! Fuck fuck fuck!
I'm at an impasse. We've gone so fucking far woke-clownworld (swear to God, I wrote that then noticed the sub, lol), so far gone, that I still can't tell if it's real or photoshop.
It's real. I found an article in some Welsh newspaper saying that their cops go around to the elementary schools over there during Halloween season, and threaten the little kids with arrest for pulling Mischief Night pranks. Pranks like egging houses or throwing flour.
Oi, mate! Don't forget to give up your knives in the knifebin of peace.
And put yer spoons in the spoon bin o'peace too. No one needs to be walking around carrying dangerous spoons do they, eh!
I'll bet that in my lifetime "Sticks" and "Stones" also get outlawed there, because of the threat of fractures.
Still, nowhere near as dangerous as "Words" though. Most painful injury one could ever sustain.
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