Show trial shit. They’ll plead “guilty” and get light sentences to “demonstrate the importance” of the “crime” that is trespassing in the Congressional building.
Colbert will step forward, formally apologize for his staff, reassure that it was an “honest mistake, but that doesn’t make it okay.” Then he’ll reassure that his people are cooperating and prepared to take their lumps. “If only those with evil intentions, such as those who threatened our democracy on January 6, 2021, would do the same.”
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