They kept asking me to speak Thai but I explained to them it wasn't my first language and that they should change the rules of their country to accommodate my lack of willingness to learn the language. Apparently Thai people aren't as retarded as Australians and they told me to "กลับออสเตรเลียไปจนกว่าคุณจะเรียนภาษาไทย" As thai isn't my first language the excuse I love to use because people make excuses for me I still don't know what that means.