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Personal Pronouns

I was watching old Seinfeld reruns the other day, and one of the episodes is about Elaine's relationship with a "Maestro".. the maestro would insist that he be referred to as "maestro" as we was very proud of the title. If anyone forgot to address him as such, he would become very upset..

At some point in the episode, Jerry told Elaine that because of this ridiculousness, she must now refer to him as "Jerry the Great."

I got to thinking, when these snowflake retards insist on these stupid ass personal pronouns, we should also require to be addressed in some ridiculous way..if they object, then you can call them bigoted Trump lovers or whatever.

To that point, all of you faggots must now refer to me as "Johnny the Hung" from henceforth..

I was watching old Seinfeld reruns the other day, and one of the episodes is about Elaine's relationship with a "Maestro".. the maestro would insist that he be referred to as "maestro" as we was very proud of the title. If anyone forgot to address him as such, he would become very upset.. At some point in the episode, Jerry told Elaine that because of this ridiculousness, she must now refer to him as "Jerry the Great." I got to thinking, when these snowflake retards insist on these stupid ass personal pronouns, we should also require to be addressed in some ridiculous way..if they object, then you can call them bigoted Trump lovers or whatever. To that point, all of you faggots must now refer to me as "Johnny the Hung" from henceforth..

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Dickhead and Asshole are my preferred pronouns.

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My personal pronoun is "Gaylord". When I introduce myself to people I dislike, I say it quietly. Then when they say it loudly and presumably confused I beat them and yell "hate crime call 911". Then like Fentanyl Floyds family I just hope there's eventually a payout that magically appears from the taxpayers pocket for causing a nuisance.

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That’s a foolproof plan if I ever heard one.

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"Insisting" on Sir/Mister Manna-T was remarkably inflammatory when I was "compelled" to list preferred pronouns.

I would like to do that thing where you buy a square foot of land in Ireland or Scotland or wherever it was, and buy a Lordship or Barony, in the hopes that the pronoun-nazis burst into flames when compelled to use my titles.

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I am interested in this buying of land for the title thing. Then if any of those faggots try to say my request isn’t legitimate, I can accuse them of a hate crime and be able to justify calling them out on their obvious bigotry.

“No, you WILL call me Lord Ninja, or else…”