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[–] [deleted] • 8 pts 3y

The Fauci Action figure, he saved us from climate change with his trusty sidekick, needle dick and everyone gets a shot in their asshole to show cultural wokeness. Deeper deeper needle dick, I'm a real man and I can take it, this is how stupid our world seems to be. Unless you get fucked in the ass all our pain of being anally raped will be wasted will be the catch phrase, do my 5 yr old's ass next Dr Fauci.

[+] [deleted] • 6 pts 3y
[–] • 5 pts 3y

While it’s (((Disney))), I don’t mind the tony stark part.

Rich White guy who builds a lot of weapons and iron man suits to keep up with super strong bad guys.

[–] • 2 pts 3y

Downey is a Jew.

[–] • 3 pts 3y

Good reminder but I’m talking about Tony Stark specifically.

[–] • 4 pts 3y

The Rock, Thor, Aquaman,...

[–] • 2 pts 3y

That's about the end of the list. And all of them are "feminists".

[–] • 1 pt 3y

True. But Spiderman was always a faggot.

[–] • 0 pt 3y

Henry Cavill is a pretty big dude too.

[–] • 2 pts 3y

Tom Holland is Spider-man. Tom Holland is ripped but thin. He's the correct body type for Spider-man.

Tony Stark is a rich billionaire who relies on his advanced robotics to be "super." Robert Downey Jr. was quite fit for his shirtless shots.

Bruce Banner is an emaciated nerd scientist. Hulk is one of the largest most muscular humanoid creatures in the movies and comics.

Dr. Strange is a former surgeon, is tall, and thin. Benedict Cumberbatch is fit enough: he's not fat at all. The arrogant attitude pre-enlightenment was perfect. He's a great casting for the good Doctor.

None of these comparisons are accurate.

The author didn't use Chris Evans who was quite muscular and lean for his shirtless shots.

The author didn't use Chris Pratt's ripped shirtless scene for Starlord.

The author didn't use fit Chris Hemsworth's Thor shirtless pics.

The author didn't use Hugh Jackman's absolutely monstrous ripped physique form the Wolverine movies.

The author didn't use Henry Cavil's ripped physique for superman (the most muscular superman, to date, by far).

The author didn't use Jason Momoa's ripped physique for Aquaman.

In reality, the action heroes we had in the 1980s were, on average, far less muscular and ripped than the action heroes of today. Because we have better science and drugs. We had Stallone, Arnold, and van Damme: and they were all heavily using steroids. Ivan Drago wasn't even an action hero.

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[–] • 1 pt 3y

Good analysis. Ridiculous meme.

[–] • 2 pts 3y

The next superheros can be found on rupaul's drag race.

[–] • 1 pt 3y

80's basis of hero skill is strength from training, hard work, and discipline.

now it's only comic book shit, fantasy instead of anything requiring effort

[–] • 1 pt 3y (edited 3y)

Nice collage, but u forgot to throw in some of the fat fucks, or transfucks that Hollywood is throwing into the hero pile. & maybe that's just it. Maybe muscle movies r gonna make a comeback but it'll be some abortion of a transfuck female to male muscle ''woman" that will be the next Schwartzenegger.

..Even in movies where buff Dwayne Johnson is a character, they never belittle the skinny faggots, that somehow even they end up making as much of a difference in the face of adversity as someone twice their size, & the fags in Hollywood make sure to never show ripped muscle in envious, never-forgettable scenes the way they used to.

[–] • 1 pt 3y

That little fag Desmond is amazing is in the next marvel movie. His name is super twink! He actually helps to round up pedos.

[–] • 1 pt 3y

Round them up into his payperview gangbang?

Jeez, that poor guy. Groomed since he was an infant.

[–] • 0 pt 3y

Yes he rounds them up and dances for them

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt 3y

Next gen action hero will need to be a lack woman. Preferably a HAES one so we don’t marginalize 90% of the cows stupid enough to watch whatever dumpster fire she’s starting in.

[–] • 0 pt 3y

Tom Holland is actually ripped, first off. Second, the whole idea of Spider Man isn't supposed to be some super masculine guy that's greek gymnast tier. A main focus of the lore was him finding strength in his super powers despite being deceptively agile and strong. They're playing off of spiders looking tiny to humans, but actually being incredibly strong, able to jump crazy distances comparatively to other creatures of proportional size. I'll save you the explanation about Iron Man and Dr. Strange though, because it's mostly the same explanation.

Regardless, I see the point, I just had to ackshully you.

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