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Long-distance relationships are doomed to always end badly. Always.

Long-distance relationships are doomed to always end badly. Always.

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[–] [deleted] 1 pt (edited )

Why would that ever happen?

I feel bad for people who already have neck creases when they're 23. I don't have them yet and I'm old enough to be her father, or the guy she was fucking. lol

Here's a trick. When you get up in the morning & before you go to bed:

Lift your chin up to stretch the skin on your neck nice and tight, hold for 30 seconds 2x a day and you shouldn't ever get those lines.

Then just use your phone for calls and don't fall asleep with your head jacked up on the pillow. Being handsome is way better than getting those fucking emails on your phone.