Horny chimp masturbating with a ‘sex toy’ could be a first: study (This is what passes for science and what makes the news in clown world...)

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A first? I've seen a video of a chimp using a frog as a fleshlight. It was at a zoo and kids were pointing and laughing. I'm sure this is common.

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I gotta try that. Lots of frogs in my line of work

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I'm sure it'll work out great if your penis is the size of a chimpanzee's.

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TIL chimps have penis bones

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Yes, but now some fucking dead genetic end or kikess can spend your tax dollars justifying xer false career choice!

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Anyone thats been to a zoo or the ghetto knows that primates masturbate. Where's my fucking grant money.