I actually learned about the McDonald’s ice cream machines in some random video. They have an exclusive contract with the company that makes them. They’re crappy. So they always break. I thought I was gonna remember more when I started typing this comment. That’s all I remember though. I think only technicians from that company can maintain them

So, they've finally found a problem they feel competent about tackling. Amidst all rest of the shit going on, at least we've got this going for us.

Which would be nice, if it weren't a mathematical near certainty that they'll not only find a way to fuck this up too, but find a way to fuck it up that somehow also manages to cripple the entire US economy even further.

Finally they do something useful

McDonald's is a big company. Can't they develop their own icecream machines? I suppose they are bound by some ridiculously long-term contract. That's what happens when you let a clown lead you. As we all know from recent experience.