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[–] • 7 pts

I'm too sexy for the shot

Too sexy for the clot

But baby, you're not

[–] • 6 pts

Thankfully, this was "satire". Not very good satire, the original article is cringe inducing and may induce vomiting:

https://megaphone.southwestern.edu/2021/04/01/shocking-new-covid-19-vaccine-side-effects/

[–] • 5 pts

Thanks for the clarification, these days you just never know.

[–] • 5 pts

It wasn't the absurdity of it that gave it away, it was the positive sentiment. The real propaganda is almost all negative and designed to induce a fear response.

Things are heading rapidly in a very fucking bad direction.

[–] • 5 pts

:Laughs at you in bullshit:

[–] • 4 pts

Might be all those spike proteins raping their cell’s receptors.

[–] • 2 pts

if I hear a good looking woman talking about taking the jab I'm instantly unattracted.

[–] • 1 pt

And also in a study funded by vaccine manufacturers that stand to make money off the vaccine, taking the vaccine gives you extra pussy by 5,000%. 5x0=0 so it's true.