If you haven’t sat beside a camp fire underneath a starlit night sky in the middle of nature, you aren’t a human being nor are you alive.
Fuck you and your hyphenate name.
Oh yeah, this one really needs a good old fashioned Wolfgang camping trip. I even bet she likes the "Naked and Afraid" TV show.
I am long on record that by 2030 no fire will be allowed on earth without a permit and drones will enforce it
LED candles is the way to go!
You can cook food on a camp fire. You can't cook food on a blunt. Ban blunts too.
Dying of hypothermia doesnt count, just die in the forest man ....
shuffles deck campfires!
What a Fucking Moron! Somebody please remove it's reproduction abilities.
Probably already done.
Fire is racist.
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