Doctor: Sir! You're now a proud father! Man: Did you just genderfy me?? Doctor: Um.. sorry sir, I assumed you were the male who inserted his penis in this woman and ejaculated thus causing the pregnancy during coitus.. that male over there is your best friend or perhaps this females brother or.. anyhow, you are now the proud father to a healthy baby boy. Man: ARRRRRGH!!! Now you just identified my child's gender!! Man #2: Honey, please, stahp! Doctor: It is a healthy male boy. See it has a penis and testicles in his scrotum! Man: PERVERT!!!!! Female: *uhhh I'm just the surrogate can we all calm down I just gave my 2 best gay friends their baby.*